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How Loving our parents are.

We should be grateful to our parent always wanting the best for us in all conditions........

Don't Give up!!!

A Tortoise was climbing a tree with unripe
fruits, and other animals were hysterically
laughing at him, saying "You foolish Tortoise,
why are you climbing a tree with unripe
fruits?" As they laughed and mocked him, The
Tortoise replied and said "Don't worry, by the
time I get up there, the fruits will be ripen."
As the other animals continued to pillory him,
he undauntedly continued climbing the tree.
Many months later when he finally got to the
top of the tree, it was the ripping season and
the whole fruits were ripen and he started
eating and enjoying all the fruits, while other
perplexed animals were still below waiting in
vain for the fruits to fall to the ground.
You might be climbing the tree of your destiny
right now and people are laughing at you; but
don't worry my friend because when you
finally get to the top of your tree, those who
pilloried you will be ashamed of themselves.
You might be pursuing your dreams right now
but people are mocking you; again I say don'…

HEARTLESS: Landlord Sets Tenant Ablaze In Lagos, Pushes Him Down From 3 Storey Building

A landlord in the Idumota, Lagos Island area of Lagos State, Sola Solomon, has allegedly poured petrol and set fire to one of his tenants, identified simply as Abeeb, aka Ogbon.

PUNCH Metro learnt that as the victim struggled to put out the flames, the 67-year-old landlord pushed him down from the top floor of the three-storey building.

The father of one was said to have landed with a thud, as the flames ate through his body.

Our correspondent was told that Abeeb had barely spent five months in the house located on Iga Idunganran Street, Idumota, when he was killed.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the incident was caused by a disagreement over the use of the compound toilet.

A tenant in the house, who spoke on condition of anonymity, explained that the quarrel had been settled in the evening and she had pleaded with both parties to maintain the peace.

She said, “Before the incident of yesterday (Monday), there has been a quarrel in the house over the use of the toilet.

“Everybody had complained t…

These Nigerian Celebrities Real Names Will Wow You

Most Nigerian celebrities these days are known basically by their stage
names and very few of their fans actually know their real names. Here are the real names of some of Nigeria’s top rated stars:

Stage Name: Patoranking
Real name : Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie

Stage Name: Timaya
Real Name: Enetimi Alfred Odom

Stage Name: Funny Bone
Real Name: Stanley Chibuna

Stage Name: Skales
Real Name: Raoul John Njeng-Njeng

Stage Name: Runtown
Real Name: Douglas Jack Agua

Stage Name: Daddy Showkey
Real Name: John Asiemo

Stage Name: Reekado Banks
Real Name: Solomon Ajayi Ayoleyi Hanniel

Stage Name: Aphrodija or Di’Ja tongue
Real Name: Hadiza Blella

Stage Name: I Go Dye
Real Name: Francis Agoda

Stage Name: Gordons
Real Name: Komone Godwin

Stage Name: Akpororo
Real Name: Bowoto Jephta

Stage Name: Asa
Real Name: Bukola Elemide

SHOCKING: 14-yr-old Boy Kills Brother With Dad’s Gun While ‘acting’ Movie

The sleepy town of Umueze, Enugwu-Achi,
Oji-River Local Government Area, Enugu State, was
last Monday thrown into mourning, following the death
of three-year-old Akachukwu in the hands of his 14-
year-old brother Ebubechukwu,14, using their father’s

The brothers were said to be re-enacting movie
scenes, not knowing that the gun was loaded.
According to a source, their father, Christian Odika, had
left for their village square at Obodo-Ukwu Enugwu-
Akwu, for a meeting, when the tragic news reached

It was gathered that on getting to his house, he met his
son, Akachukwu, in a pool of his own blood.

Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu,
said: “Investigations into the tragic incident have
commenced to ascertain the remote causes, so the
law can take its course.”

Hilarious Photo To Start Your Day

Good morning, I can't shout

10 Funny Questions People Ask 4 Naija!

1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na

2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighbourhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!

3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.

5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...

6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new

9. I dey watch film… my guy en…

PIC...Guys What Will You Do When You Find Out Your Wife Save Your Number With These?

Stuff like these happen when the love is depreciating!!

Igbo Man Are Intelligent

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back.
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very w…

Best Way To Purnish Someone-(photo)

World Most Dangerous Snake...Dont Open when Walking on the Street.....

Abeg tune ur tv to channels

BREAKING NEWS !!!Just yesterday on BBC discovery, A
very dangerous snake has been discovered by some
scientists which they claim it is an enhance done in d
world. According to BBC news, the strange snake
keep on increasing in lengthy 0.5cm every second
where ever it's land it can't be killed by any weapon unless it
bite itself and dies immediately. Researchers
claimed that is the only way it can be killed for now.
This is d world most deadly and poisonous snake
ever. This kind of snake can only be found in Nokia
touch Light mobile phone under game option, snake
Xenia. Thanks for your patience for reading this carefully......

Who Got More Swag?

A guy asked a girl for her phone number,and the girl pulled out 1000 thousand naira note from her purse,wrote the number on it and gave the guy.The guy collected it.tore out the part that had the number and threw the other part away...Who got more swag between the two of them?...... Ask your friend to know their responses .but answer me first...

Hillarious Wednesday Jokes

1.Akpos Joke: Principal’s Daughter

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school
AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot?
GIRL: Do you know who I am?
GIRL: I’m his daughter.
AKPOS: Do u know me?
AKPOS: Thank God.

2.Nigerian Joke: What English can do!
A newly married Nigerian couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.
One day, Oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a big heart (to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day.
Madam came back to meet the house help sleeping and snoring:
MADAM: Will you get up now! silly girl! What have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish he say make I lie down small.
The house help is now on admission at the Lagos Hospital.


Dont Laugh Alone, As Spotted In Portharcourt (photo)

lol...naija, i hail oooooooooo

He Proposed To His Girlfriend In The Swimming Pool Of A Lagos Hotel (photos)

Early this month, a man proposed to his girlfriend at a hotel swimming pool in Lagos. We think it is romantic and innovative. What do you think?

SHOCKED:PIC: Family smash into tomb of girl who woke up screaming & banging on her coffin after being buried alive...only to die again!

A 'dead' teenager woke up in her coffin and screamed for help one day after she was buried – but died again before desperate relatives could save her. Grieving family members pictured above breaking through the concrete tomb from where Neysi Perez, 16, had been heard 'banging and screaming'.
Relatives who removed the girl's corpse found that the glass viewing window on her coffin had been smashed and the tips of her fingers were bruised. But despite efforts to revive her medics found no signs of life and she was later returned to the cemetery and reburied in the same mausoleum.

Ms Perez, who was three months pregnant, reportedly fell unconscious after waking up in the night to use the outside toilet at her home in La Entrada, western Honduras. It was believed she may have collapsed in an apparent panic attack after hearing a burst of gunfire.
But when the teenager started foaming at the mouth her religious parents called the local priest believing she had become posses…

Man gives his hotel to the Catholic Church to use as hospital for IDPs

A man named Ray handed over his hotel to the Catholic Church for use as a hospital for IDPs FOC. So nice of him. Pic credit: Imam Imam

Heartbreaking pics: Syrian father sells pens while carrying his child

Pictured is a Syrian father selling pens while carrying his sleeping daughter in Beirut, Lebanon. Sad!

As seen in Delta state yesterday (photos)

This happened today along Ughelli Express way in Delta state. A bus hit and killed some cows on a highway.

7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off

Except you are not mature emotionally as a lady or you are just too incapable of stepping up your game, the following characters should be a total turn-off for any right thinking lady with class! 1. “Mature” guys that sag: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really mature!  Some guys who are above 30 still sag their trousers! Don’t you look at yourself in the mirror and see how you look like a condemned prisoner on Death Row to be hanged? Dress decently guys and stop all these silly attributes of a naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That’s irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible woman will date you abeg 2. Calling a girl countless times: Its time to behave yourselves guys. When you call a girl up to 3 times and she’s not picking, chill and see if she calls you back. If she doesn’t, it means she isn’t into you at all. If she calls back, fine. You should know this by now; calling her all the way when she’s not picking exposes you as a…

6 ‘Dirty’ Tricks Some Men Use To Get Women To Sleep With Them

You think women are the queens of manipulation, wait till you meet some men. They will do whatever it takes to get you into their bed and then dump you after satisfying their desires.
Some ladies out there have no idea they are being manipulated by the men. They think they know exactly what’s going on and are in control, until the man gets you into his bed and after a while, he stops being interested in you. You see a lot of ladies broken and afraid of commitment after they have been dealt heavy blows by men, who promised to love them forever and then left them hanging after having sex with them. Though, there are decent guys out there who are genuine, understanding, and thoughtful, there are also the players, who are not interested in other thing besides getting between your legs. Let’s take a look at some of the ways men manipulate women into having sex with them. 1. Those three words Some girls will fall for those three words, ‘I Love You’, and a lot of players use this to their advantag…

Answer These 10 Questions To Find Out If You Are Good In Bed

S*x is an extremely intimate act. Perhaps it’s the most intimate and revealing experience that two people can ever share together. However, what usually happens is that the act of lovemaking ends up becoming a one-sided affair. Either one person is too dominant, too shy, too quiet or too selfish – and the laundry list goes on and on. The following article is addressed to all the guys out there. We are trying to help you take your sexual experience to the next level; both for your sake and your partner’s as well. Below are 10 questions you can ask yourself to gauge whether you’re scoring an “A” or failing miserably when it comes to sex with your partner. We hope that the majority of readers won’t be able to agree with all of the questions, three at most. This is not so much a quiz but 10 helpful points that should clue you in to your sexual performance, sometimes we need a little nudge for us to wake up and start trying our best. Read on below: Are you totally ignoring foreplay?  There is…

13 Shocking Reasons Why Married Women Cheat

About 75% of divorces stem from cheating, either from the woman or the man. Men have been accused more of cheating than women, but you will be surprised to know even women cheat more these days and here are the reasons why. 1. Complacency When you were together before marriage, you were probably miles apart and so seeing each other always appears fresh, but now you’re married and you wake up in each others faces. You always see each other and so couples don’t mind or pay attention to what the other does. Sometimes things that would have made you rush out to help her aren’t there anymore. When this continues for long, the bliss in the love reduces and women will want to find it elsewhere. 2. Lacking The Fear of God (Very Dangerous) When a woman is prayer-less, goes to church only on Sundays and does not have the consciousness of God in her, any thing can happen. Majority of women who are able to remain faithful despite the challenges or temptations do so not because they feel their man des…